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May 3rd, 2005
05:27 pm [Link]	strange survey Basic Name: Keeley Age: 17 Hair Color: brown with some highlights (I\'m not sure what colors anymore) Eye Color: blue-ish and grey-ish Weight: I really have no clue Height: I think about 5\'6\" Birthday: November 24, 1987 Favorites Band: Guster and/or Dispatch Singer: hmmm I don\'t know Actor: Jude Law Actress: I not sure Book: Da Vinci Code Movie: Back to the Future Food: Taco bell (anything there) Drink: water Person: Anne/Binnie Love Single or Taken?: Single and ready for anything If taken who?: bla bla Do you love them?: who? How Long have you been going out?: duuuh ADD is fun If your single do you like it?: sure why not? Do you want a relationship?: only if I like the/a person For Or Against Suicide: against Abortion: for Underage Sex: 18 and older Im for Teenage Pregnacy: against War: against/ except if someone has a really good reason Drugs: against/except for medicin Teen Smoking: against Gay and Lesbian Marriage: for Random Questions Have you ever attempted suicide?: no Have you ever done drugs?: no Smoked?: no Drank?: yes but never did I get drunk Got drunk?: no Cut?: no Match the Names of songs to the lyrics "Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor": huh "I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies": I Dont Know "It's one chance in your lifetime, but it won't be the last time": I D K "What's the worst thing I can say": I D K "I'm a genie in a bottle, gotta rub me the right way": ha I know Christina Aguilara "In the kitchen on the floor": I D K This or That Coke/Pepsi: Coke Straight/Bi/Gay: Straight My Chemical Romance/Good Charlotte: Good Charlotte Jessica/Ashlee: neither Nick Lachey/Ryan Cabrera: Ryan Cabrera American Idol/Canadian Idol: whats Canadian Idol Dominos/Pizza Hut: pizza hut Life/Death: life Mary-Kate/Ashley: neither Friends Best: Anne Binnie Ali Jessie Worst: don\'t have one Funniest: Ali in a weird way Wierdest: Jessie Coolest: I\'m not sure Flirt: Megan C Loudest: Binnie Quietest: Ali Mysterious: Anne Obnoxious: none of the above Annoying: probably me for all my friends More Than A Friend: no one Want to be more than a friend: no one Random Questions What's your favorite animal?: horse What do you want to be when you grow up?: an film artist Do you have pets?: yes If you do What are they and names?: 15 chickens 1 dog 6 cats 1 fish 1 gerbil 2 rabbits 1 hamster I don\'t want to name them If you don't do you want some?: blah Do you think Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance is hot (like I do)?: blah Do you believe in stereotyping?: yes If you do what's your stereotype?: I don\'t know Im clueless If you don't, what do you think you'd be known as?: hmmm Are you popular?: I don;\'t believe in popularity What's your favorite sport?: horse back riding Are you concited?: no Would you be my friend?: no Do you like My Chemical Romance as much as me?: NO Family Siblings: Names and Ages: 3 sisters Do you like your parents?: yes Do you look up (or down) to any of your siblings: no How many aunts do you have?: 4 Uncles?: 2 Grandma's?: 2 Grandpa's?: 2 Celebrities Hottest?: Jude Law Ugliest?: Arnold Schwartshineggerhjdfkldsfkjhgdfsj Funniest?: George Lopez Coolest?: I don't know Best Band?: Five iron frenzy Best Singer?: no clue Best Award Show?: academy awards Randomness Are you religious?: yes Do you believe in hell?: no Heaven?: yes afterlife?: Im not sure recarnation?: no Satan?: yes God?: yes Just about the end Did you like this survey?: no What's the best part?: nothing Am I annoying?: yup Are you a virgin?: yup If not how old were you?: blah If you are what's the farthest you've gone?: blah Well that's all are you happy?: no Well bye!?: bu bye Current Mood: bouncy (2 comments \| Leave a comment)
May 1st, 2005
06:39 pm [Link]	Family Guy Well i'm not sure if you heard but Family Guy the fourth season is starting tonight. either 8:30 or 9:00 on Fox. Can't wait! (Leave a comment)
06:37 pm [Link]	vacation I got back from my vacation from my grandmas. It was fun we went out to dinner a ot and had pancakes a lot. now I'm back and ready for action, or as other people call it, school. (Leave a comment)
April 19th, 2005
05:26 pm [Link]	The Actor's Vocabulary ETERNITY: The time that passes between a dropped cue and the next line. PROP: A hand-carried object small enough to be lost by an actor exactly 30 seconds before it is needed on stage. DIRECTOR: An individual who suffers from the delusion that he/she is responsible for every moment of brilliance cited by the critic in the local review. BLOCKING: The art of moving actors on the stage in such a manner so as to have them not collide with the walls, furniture, or each other, nor descend precipitously into the orchestra pit . Similar to playing chess, with the exception that, here, the pawns want to argue with you. BLOCKING REHEARSAL: A rehearsal taking place early in the production schedule where actors frantically write down movements which will be nowhere in evidence by opening night. QUALITY THEATRE: Any show with which one was directly involved. TURKEY: Any show with which one was NOT directly involved. DRESS REHEARSAL: The final rehearsal during which actors forget everything learned in the two previous weeks as they attempt to navigate the 49 new objects and set pieces that the set designer/director has added to the set at just prior to the DRESS REHEARSAL. TECH WEEK: The last week of rehearsal when everything that was supposed to be done weeks before finally comes together at the last minute. This week reaches its grand climax on DRESS REHEARSAL NIGHT when costumes rip, a dimmer pack catches fire and the director has a nervous breakdown. See also Hell Week SET: An obstacle course which, throughout the rehearsal period,defies the laws of physics by growing smaller week by week while continuing to occupy the same amount of space. MONOLOGUE: That shining moment when all eyes are focused on a single actor who is desperately aware that if he forgets a line, no one can save him. DARK NIGHT: The night before opening when no rehearsal is scheduled so the actors and crew can go home and get some well-deserved rest, and instead spend the night staring sleeplessly at the ceiling because they're sure they needed one more rehearsal. BIT PART: An opportunity for the actor with the smallest role to count everybody else's lines and mention repeatedly that he or she has the smallest part in the show. GREEN ROOM: Room shared by nervous actors waiting to go on stage and the precocious children whose actor parents couldn't get a baby-sitter that night, a situation which can result in justifiable homicide. DARK SPOT: An area of the stage which the lighting designer has inexplicably forgotten to light, and which has a magnetic attraction for the first-time actor. A dark spot is never evident before opening night. HANDS: Appendages at the end of the arms used for manipulating one's environment, except on a stage, where they grow six times their normal size and either dangle uselessly, fidget nervously, or try to hide in your pockets. STAGE MANAGER: Individual responsible for overseeing the crew, supervising the set changes, baby-sitting the actors and putting the director in a hammerlock to keep him from killing the actor who just decided to turn his walk-on part into a major role by doing magic tricks while he serves the tea. LIGHTING DIRECTOR: Individual who, from the only vantage point offering a full view of the stage, gives the stage manager a heart attack by announcing a play-by-play of everything that's going wrong. LIGHTING DESIGNER: Individual who whines, bitches, throws fits, and says "This is the last show I'm doing here! I swear to God!" (rinse, repeat).... ACTOR [as defined by a set designer]: That person who stands between the audience and the set designer's art, blocking the view. Also the origin of the word 'blocking.'. STAGE RIGHT/STAGE LEFT: Two simple directions actors pretend not to understand in order to drive directors crazy. (e.g. "...No, no, your OTHER stage right!!!!") MAKE-UP KIT: (1) [among experienced Theater actors]: a battered tackle box loaded with at least 10 shades of greasepaint in various stages of desiccation, tubes of lipstick and blush, assorted pencils, bobby pins, braids of crepe hair, liquid latex, old programs, jewelry, break-a-leg greeting cards from past shows, brushes and a handful of half-melted cough drops; (2) [for first-time male actors]: a helpless look and anything they can borrow. FOREBRAIN: The part of an actors brain which contains lines, blocking and characterization; activated by hot lights. HINDBRAIN: The part of an actors brain that keeps up a running subtext in the background while the forebrain is trying to act; the hindbrain supplies a constant stream of unwanted information, such as who is sitting in the second row tonight, a notation to seriously maim the crew member who thought it would be funny to put real Tabasco sauce in the fake Bloody Marys, or the fact that you need to do laundry on Sunday. CREW: Group of individuals who spend their evenings coping with 50-minute stretches of total boredom interspersed with 30-second bursts of mindless panic. MESSAGE PLAY: Any play which its director describes as "worthwhile," "a challenge to actors and audience alike," or "designed to make the audience think." Critics will be impressed both by the daring material and the roomy accommodations, since they're likely to have the house all to themselves. BEDROOM FARCE: Any play which requires various states of undress on stage and whose set sports a lot of doors. The lukewarm reviews, all of which feature the phrase "typical community Theater fare" in the opening paragraph, are followed paradoxically by a frantic attempt to schedule more performances to accommodate the overflow crowds. ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Individual willing to undertake special projects that nobody else would take on a bet, such as working one-on-one with the brain-dead actor whom the rest of the cast and crew (including the director) has threatened to take out a contract on. SET PIECE: Any large piece of furniture which actors will resolutely use as a safety shield between themselves and the audience, in an apparent attempt to both anchor themselves to the floor, thereby avoiding floating off into space, and to keep the audience from seeing that they actually have legs. And finally, remember this: "It's only theater until it offends someone...then it's ART!" I don't make mistakes, I have unintentional improvisations. Current Mood: calm (Leave a comment)
April 18th, 2005
05:58 pm [Link]	More Than You Want to Hear Well today in school its a monday so today was blah. so I really don't have much to say about today. Though I wish someday I would look up and there would be a blinding beam of light above my head. Then in my ear I would hear voices like I'm hungry, feed me. I then shoot up into a random aluminum/tin box where weird people live. These weird people told me that they were from NASA and they were chosen to find a crystal stone that the Universe depends on so we don't deplode into orselfs and eventually turn into spinach. I told them that I had no clue where the crystal was. So with my bad news I gave them a half eatin granola bar out of my pocket and they sent me back to earth. weird day. If Only. Current Mood: nerdy (Leave a comment)
April 17th, 2005
07:18 pm [Link]	Bush is a Puppet? President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind. He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit, capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them again...?" Current Mood: cheerful (Leave a comment)
07:02 am [Link]	States Well its sunday after a long 2 days Im very tired and I want to go back to bed but homework is preventing that I would talk about states but all the people that would actually decide to read my journal did go Current Mood: blah (Leave a comment)
April 14th, 2005
04:37 pm [Link]	Things Found Only In America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures." 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Current Mood: hyper (Leave a comment)
04:33 am [Link]	Dubya & Moses' Face Time George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?" Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 days!" Current Mood: awake (Leave a comment)
04:18 am [Link]	Right now I'm laying back in my chair eatin' some Ben and Jerry's ice cream out of the container. I can get away with more stuff at my house when I'm alone. Current Mood: mellow (Leave a comment)

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